Welcome to the "Home Page"
Honestly. Just ignore whatever the top left hand corner says. IT IS A LIE. This is not a home page, because all home pages resemble a home, whereas this does not.
That is the joke.
In any case, you must be pretty bored to come here, so I will dispense with the formalities. My name is Bryan, codename D-UZT. To answer any future questions, yes, that dash after the capital D is there so it looks cool.
The girl pictured next to this text is my assistant, Mica. She's cute, she looks 11, and yes, she's sassy as hell. Feel free to talk to her, I'm sure she won't answer back. Oh, and yes, that picture was not drawn by me. It was from a friend. She might, or might not be, commenting on some of the pages you see here.
In any case, if you were planning to find anything cool on this website, that's where you are wrong. DEAD WRONG. This website was only created for the sole purpose of dumping whatever comes into my head here. Laugh with me as I create things, or laugh at me, whichever makes you feel better about yourself.
Any questions or comments, email me at [email protected]
Peace out.
That is the joke.
In any case, you must be pretty bored to come here, so I will dispense with the formalities. My name is Bryan, codename D-UZT. To answer any future questions, yes, that dash after the capital D is there so it looks cool.
The girl pictured next to this text is my assistant, Mica. She's cute, she looks 11, and yes, she's sassy as hell. Feel free to talk to her, I'm sure she won't answer back. Oh, and yes, that picture was not drawn by me. It was from a friend. She might, or might not be, commenting on some of the pages you see here.
In any case, if you were planning to find anything cool on this website, that's where you are wrong. DEAD WRONG. This website was only created for the sole purpose of dumping whatever comes into my head here. Laugh with me as I create things, or laugh at me, whichever makes you feel better about yourself.
Any questions or comments, email me at [email protected]
Peace out.
